Two posts in 10 days. I am kicking this NaNoBlogPoMo in the ASS.
I got derailed last Wednesday because I was thinking “Theme days would be helpful.” So I started thinking about Thursday, which will be Thirsty Thursday because I do love my beer and I will have plenty to say on that, for sure. But I couldn’t figure out Wednesday. Eventually I thought maybe Weighty Wednesday because a recurring theme in my midlife crisis is OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO ME. I weigh about 20 pounds more than I’d like. While I do think my slowing metabolism is playing a part it’s more about my craptacular diet. And maybe my love of beer. But you know what? I’m tired of whinging all the time about my fat. Who gives a shit? I could have worse problems.
Chris Rock is my spirit guide here. I am adopting this attitude. I may not be black, but I am still going out on Friday night.
permanentassurance 